Green Eggs BA-BAM! with Big Red
That tall awkward ginger who reads you cute little Seus stories and goes by Dirty Dave is gone. I killed him.
Thus I have taken over Green Eggs Ba-BAM and it is merely the first step in taking over KLSU and ultimately world domination.
But have no fear comrades: I will be a grand ruler who takes requests at all times. Not to mention win your love with bribery. That’s right- show tickets.
Love and fear me,
Big Red
